I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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