bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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