And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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