STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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