my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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