Are we in a gay sports bar?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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