No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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