Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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