it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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