I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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