Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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