You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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