That's intense
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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