chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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