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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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