I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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