the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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