Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
"it" just moved
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just found a bag of teeth...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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