Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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