There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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