big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm at about main and main street
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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