He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I didn't notice because vodka
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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