i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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