why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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