You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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