tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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