i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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