I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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