yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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