remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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