IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I would fuck him just for his dog
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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