I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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