I'm really into asian looking animals
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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