I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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