so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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