it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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