i just google imaged poop.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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