i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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