I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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