They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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