You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize