Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize