I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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