is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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