For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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