38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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