i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
People in love make me want to vomit
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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