I'm gonna have a badass scar
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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