Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am one with the molecules
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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