Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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